Tyler Mead @Meadbymead Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?
Jett @iky_fwjett
A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
98 yr old: you know how your parents probably say things like, "you were BORN with the internet, you don't know what it's like to live without!"
me: yeah
98 yr old: well, my parents said that to me about electricity.
What's happened to this younger generation Charlie Brown? It all started with bicycle helmets, and now it's "everyone gets a trophy", Kids don't know what it's like to feel pain when they do something stupid. Stupid should hurt.
A kid found this in the creek and asked if it was from the Civil War. Text on cassette tape: THINGS GOIN' ON, I NEED YOU, MADE IN THE SHADE, MR. BANKER, CHEATING WOMAN, 1980 MCA Records, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, BEST OF LYNYRD SKYNYRD, MCA SPECIAL PRODUCTS.
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